"I simply wanted to become a professional performer.

But success requires the right attitude:
Patience, Endurance, & Fortitude
Diversification, Variety, & Options
Resolve, Tenacity, & Determination
Perserverance, Strength, & Immovability

So I became a Break Diver:
No Rules, No Excuses, No Regrets.

And I learned Business
Marketing
Financing
Advertising
Publicity
Sales
Networking
Strategy
Vision.

And I developed my own theories on success:
Attitude & Business Sense
Rockys
Marketing Trees
The Media Ladder
The Agent Matrix
Break Diving
Times Two and Tomorrow
i.e. Aim High and Add Pressure!

So I decided to shoot for the stars
And become a celebrity within three years:
Oscar Winning Actor
Grammy Winning Rock Star
Pulitzer Winning Author
Cannes & Sundance Winning Producer
World-Renowned Business Own

And three years later, I am well on my way
Loco Dawn Films
Crazy Morning
The Theatrical Juggernaut
To Benning and Back
Monroe Mann

And if you remember
My goal really wasn't all that ambitious
I simple wanted to be a professional performer

I look forward to meeting you all. AT THE TOP!"